You may laugh... you may cry... but at least you'll be inspired!

No matter how drunk you get at the office Christmas party, never dangle two No. 2 pencils from your nostrils...
A playful attitude allows you to stay in good clothes while doing cartwheels inside your head.
Any pill becomes a birth control pill if you choke on it.
Strip away every mask, and we’re all still six years old, wanting our artwork taped to the refrigerator door.
If you escape anything by the skin of your teeth, you’re not brushing properly.
Using humor as a defense mechanism in dealing with others is always an option; in dealing with life, it’s a necessity.
Creativity doesn't wait for that perfect moment. It fashions its own perfect moments out of ordinary ones.
The most powerful, efficient energy source in the world is your own mind.
If laughter is not part of your survival kit—repack immediately.