Bruce Is Now On DVD!
Introducing Nature With A Twist…
In this new DVD program, Bruce combines his whimsical wildlife art with original comic monologues. Listen as he shares formative experiences that shaped him into the fine specimen of a man he is today (pause for laughter).
Fifty years of observation, frustration, and confusion packed into one playful program.
Learn how to careen into middle-age without serious injury.
Enjoy more than an hour of quality* entertainment
*both high and low
All of this for just $20-that's less than six cents a day!
ORDER YOURS NOW!
People look at my whimsical drawings and ask, "Are you kept awake at night thinking of these ideas?" Nothing keeps me awake, I tell them. I fall fast asleep moments after getting into bed. And I can sleep through anything: doorbells, ringing phones, gunfire--nothing bothers me. My wife, Jan, is a light sleeper. Anything can wake her up...even the sound of dust falling. It annoys her that I fall asleep instantly. But this is good, because it takes her mind off all the other ways I annoy her.
Rave Reviews for Bruce Garrabrandt and Nature With A Twist…
It's amazing how he can create consistently funny drawings, considering the medication and all.
-- Robert Drake, collector of the artist's work
Only after Bruce's repeated pleadings did I agree to provide an endorsement for his DVD. Frankly, it's been worth it just to end his incessant whining. People have been known to emigrate to avoid hearing it.
-- Gary Frischman, college friend
Dating Bruce was pivotal in my decision to become a nun.
-- Sister C. Robbins, a former girlfriend
If you think he's funny, you try living with him.
-- Jan Witkowski Garrabrandt, the artist's wife
Through an unhappy childhood, lousy high school experiences, difficult college years, a bad marriage, poor career choices, serious injury, and the loss of loved ones, there has been one constant in my life-Bruce Garrabrandt. The guy is an albatross.
-- Dave Lipman, lifelong friend
We've all heard that given enough time, a roomful of chimps banging on computer keyboards will produce a Shakespearean play. Bruce proves that, in the art world, it only takes one.
-- Dr. H. David, therapist
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